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Introducing Dave the owner.

lifeasadj — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:51:53 +0000

So JET and Yaron are having a meeting right now with Claire. We’ll introduce her to you soon :)

And while we here. Dave (owner of Caprice and the rest of Cape town) walks in to get a drink. He greets us and we feel special to know him. He’s awesome.

JET showing him the coolest blog ever!

Look Dave its COOL !

Claire just arrived. Meeting time :)

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The Grammys….

lifeasadj — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:24:37 +0000

We all missed the Grammys last night due to lack of interest and the constant Ad-breaks. But we thought it very neccessary being the music dedicated blog we are to give you a quick rundown of what happened.

To tell you the truth all 3 of us are quite happy we missed the show. It looked rather scary. DJ BOB is frightened very easily and this kind of footage would have had him sleepless.

I reckon Jay-z doesnt sleep.

"she gonna eat me"

Then there is this. The only thing pink about her is her…. well…. her ….you know … her….

We dig her vibe. And her music.

But then there is this. And if this is not the scariest thing ever I’m afraid you aren’t scared easily.

Lady Gaga(he/she) and Elton John(he/she) playing together. With hands on the piano.

Was there an age restriction last night ? ? ?

Make it stop.

And thats the Grammy’s

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Screw the Bar!

lifeasadj — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:46:27 +0000

As you know from reading the Sunday Fry Up posted yesterday, the 3 of us were all at Tiger Tiger on Thursday night. DJ BOB went through his phone and found this photo. BOB and Yaron remember JET waiting by that bar and then irritated turned around and shouted ” Screw the bar!!!! I’l go to the stock room!!! “

He then proceeded to go through the back doors and outside to the stock room where a happy face was met holding a bottle of Jamesons.

ahhhhhh :) Mothers milk

The Bottle is as Beautiful as JET is ugly

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John Terry

lifeasadj — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:32:37 +0000

We like talking about the main stories. There is absolutely nothing worse than having no clue what ‘most’ people are talking about.

So just to inform you that the new Tiger Woods is John Terry. Lifeasadj are giving our own made up quote that has not been taken from another website but might have been written before. Here we go -

“Evidence has come to light showing John Terry having sexual activity and an emotional connection to a former Team mates wife.” At the dinner party thats all you need to know. Oh, and the former team player is Wayne Bridge. There must be a joke that you could use with Bridge. He slept under the Bridge. No. He wanted to Bridge the gap. No. We’ll work on it.

Crouching Terry, Tiger now hidden.

This is very pointelsss and not that funny.

Let the John Terry jokes begin!

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I’m just a regular everyday normal guy.

lifeasadj — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:39:02 +0000

Yaron knows all the words already. Please note *this video contains the word fuck.

Now try get through today without singing that tune in your head. Or out loud !

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Sunday Fry Up #2

lifeasadj — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:48:41 +0000

In our second installment of the Sunday Fry up I’d just like to quickly remind you all what “The Sunday Fry Up” is all about.

It basically sums up the week. What, when, how, where and who we all did. Thats doesn’t sound write at all. And yes, Write in that context should have been spelt right. But this is the Write up about the weeks events.

The week did start off fairly early with a monday cruise. A movie tuesday. Yaron rocking Ivy League on Wednesday whilst JET played a little chill out at St Yves. Thursday, we move to Tiger Tiger where all hell broke loose. Dj BOB was reminding JET and Yaron about what they did as they don’t remember anything. Apparently something about an office, a plaster and a broken glass. We not sure. BOB reckons its because there is not enough oxygen in the club.

On Friday, BOB and Yaron played golf while JET recovered. Age is not on his side with regards to hangovers. BOB shot a 75 which is 3 over par. If you don’t understand what that means go to the next paragraph and continue reading the story.

Friday night we took it easy as Saturday was the day of all days. The JNB MET at Kenilworth race course is Cape Towns most social day. What we have decided to do is wait till next week to reveal all footage and audio from the show. Give us a week to make it pretty. We’ll blow you away. There is no pun there. Don’t look for one. Get your mind out the gutter!!!!!

We will however give you a taste of what is to come….. There is still no pun there. Stop it now!

Just a taste....

Then on Sunday we had Breakfast. Yaron at the beach. JET playing at FTV and DJ BOB is supporting Arsenal today :)

Look Forward to next week Sunday Fry up which will have all the footage including Video and Audio……Until Tomorrow morning.

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Footage from the greatest party ever coming soon…

lifeasadj — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:01:09 +0000

Good Afternoon everyone :)

You probably not gonna ever get a good morning from us at lifeasadj. For the sole reason that there is no need to be up before noon :) We have made this clear before. We currently nursing our wounds from what was an epic epic Saturday at the race track. Things to look forward to in the sunday fry up coming later include…

horses
girls
girls who look like horses
sneaky pic from the party last night
A story of the ‘groupie’ AND general other Shite :)

Until later…. get some rest :)

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The Line up for the biggest Party of the year in Cape Town looks like this.

lifeasadj — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:46:29 +0000

Jet aka Jarrad or Jarrad aka Jet is not happy that they used his real name on the line up. I like it. Jarrad is cool. Its like his mom mis-spelt his name on the birth certificate. J a r r a d ? Why not Jaryd? Or Jarred? Or even Jessica would have been better. But no, its Jarrad. No wonder he has a nick name :) Its JET ! Yaron was too lazy to come up with a DJ name. Myself DJ BOB, Well …. Not many people know my real name. Anyways…. Here be the line up !

We launching Lifeasadj.com to the public on 5fm live. So you probably heard about us there first. So as DJ BOB, I welcome you :) The three of us are better known as …

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Playing in the Vette

lifeasadj — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:19:53 +0000

Every week we gonna let everyone know whats playing in the Vette. The Vette is that pretty car in the picture above this. Yes, it does exist. We sometimes sleep in it we love it so much.

So what is playing in it you may ask

“What is playing in it ???”

Well, I’m glad you asked.

** “Ready to die” album by Notorious BIG **

The first and only cd Yaron has ever bought.

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Stupid Question of the day.

lifeasadj — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:11:18 +0000

JET(while on his computer looking for tickets to go see TOP GEAR LIVE right here in Cape Town this sunday) turns to Yaron and asks ” Should we go to the eleven O’clock or two O’clock show ?” Yaron( now in shock ) turns to JET and is speechless. He then manages to utter,”Why would you want to be awake at eleven O’clock on a Sunday morning!?!”

JET knows better than to ask stupid questions.

Eleven O’clock on a sunday morning. Thats just stupid.

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